TBQ Police Blotter (New Feature)

Dedicated to Tracy Record and Ken Robinson of the West Seattle Blog & Herald, two of the largest and most respected news organizations this side of Longfellow Creek.

 

♪ How many roads must a piece of cardboard blow down?
Before you can call it a piece of cardboard? ♪

9-1-1 Operator:  9-1-1, what are you reporting?
Caller: Some punks are beating a guy up in the alley. Please come quickly.
Operator: I’m sorry sir, all units are out looking for a kitten.
Caller: A what? Oh for god’s sake. Is this a joke? Just send the cops out here. Now!
Operator: Sir? Calm down, sir. Just let me get some information from you.
Caller: Information!? What kind of information?
Operator: Have you lost a rabbit?

Tune in next time as we investigate The Case of the Mysterious Package Drop-offs.

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Taking Back Roxhill Park ~ or ~ Ghetto Ethnography 101

I enjoy spending outdoor time with my two granddaughters. Yesterday, on the way home from school, we stopped at nearby local playground to get our ya-yas out. (See map below.)

The area this playground is in has had a checkered past. Over the years there have been several ghastly crimes committed there, and the neighborhood has had a tough time living that down. But things are changing. Recently the playground got a much-needed face lift (new castle feature and skate park) and as a result the place is always packed with families on warm, sunny days.

And yesterday was no exception.

Unfortunately, on this particular day there were also three “pimped out” rods parked end-to-end along the west side of parking lot. Ghetto music (thump-thump-thump) was blasting from one of them and there was a youngish, gangsta-looking guy leaning on the car door, yelling nigga-this and nigga-that at someone inside. Naturally, everyone on the playground could hear this disturbing little performance . . . which I believe was the gangsta’s intention. Continue reading

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What is a liberal?

Dedicated to Jiggers, who just gots to know . . .

Jiggs, there are as many answers to this question as there are liberals, but I think you’re looking for a general sense of what it means to be a liberal in this particular time and place (America of the 21st century).

The simplest way I can answer you is by use of a schematic that counter-poses what most Americans think of as liberal attitudes to what most people think of as conservative ones. I don’t know if you recall, but I created this graphic for the Off-Brand Blog forum section when I was still dwelling there among the harpies:

Of course, there are infinite degrees of liberalism and conservatism, and you certainly can’t fit all liberals and conservatives neatly into one of these two baskets. Moreover, a lot can change depending on the issue you happen to be discussing . . .

Take abortion for example. That’s an area where liberals would tend to favor the rights of the individual (in this case a pregnant woman choosing an abortion) over the rights of the collective. But in the main, I think it’s fair to say that liberals generally believe that the collective (i.e., society) is responsible for the good of the individual and that, accordingly, any special wealth or status that accrue to an individual for whatever reason, should be divided up among the members of the collective.

The liberal model is similar to the one that our hunter-gatherer ancestors used for hundreds of thousands of years; it only changed with the Industrial Revolution, which made it possible for a significant number of individuals within society to amass large amounts of status or wealth, based (presumably) on their talent and effort.


 

Any questions? I’ll get into specific cases later.

–David

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3-Newsgasm Day for West Seattle blog!

It was another banner day for West Seattle journalism, thanks to the ever-diligent reportage provided by the local Off-Brand Blog

Newsgasm 1
They close arterials, don’t they?

See story here.

Oh. The humanity.

(Note that this story has already been covered extensively by the Worst Seattle Herald, the Seattle Department of Transportation, and by several “Street Repair” signs in the vicinity of the construction. No matter. It’s still something people in Timbuktu need to know about, just in case they were planning on driving on SW Genesee or SW Charlestown in the next week or so.


Newsgasm 2
Dig hole, plant bush

In other West Seattle Headline News, people are going to be picking up trash and planting herb (er . . . I mean shrubs) around the Duwamish River on April 19th. So get your asses in gear for that, people. [1 comment so far, but the month is young.]

Note that this is actually a story brought to you by a different blog.


Newsgasm 3
Did someone say public meeting?
(Oh, I’m gonna come. I’m gonna come!)

The Truly Giant News is that there’s something called the West Seattle Transportation Committee (aka: Bored Housewives of Fauntleroy), and last Tuesday night they had a meeting with Seattle Department of Transportation (aka: Pocket Protector League) to talk about several compelling off-ramp issues. Here’s the lead-in:

Hours after announcing that it has a rep on the city’s advisory committee for choosing a new SDOT director, the West Seattle Transportation Coalition put two of the department’s managers in the hot seat for a special round of Q & A.

Now here’s a typical Q & A exchange from that story. Note how spontaneous and unstaged the question sounds:

Q: The 35th/Fauntleroy/Alaska area will see a lot of traffic changes. How is SDOT planning ahead?

A: LaBorde replied that since the development envisioned more than a decade ago is only now coming to pass, existing plans aren’t necessarily outdated. He said that RapidRide also will address some of the ongoing issue.

Goddam! That’s one hot hot seat they got that poor LaBored bastard on, innit?

Anyway, here’s a picture from the orgasmic traffic meeting, complete with hot wonk-on-wonk action:

Doesn’t that make you wish you’d actually been there, instead of just reading about it?

Don’t forget to follow your local neighborhood blog religiously. You wouldn’t want the City putting in any off-ramps without consulting you first, would ya?




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Ex-Nickelsville “Nickelodeon” being held on attempted child molestation charges

April 4 Update: A talk with Marcus Adams about Nickelsville Security
Go to Update HERE.

 

March 10, 2014

Yesterday I received information that a man who once lived at Nickelsville Highland Park – and might even have been in charge of “security” there – is cooling his heels in the King County Jail on $250,000 bail.

The man’s name:
  Marcus Adams

The charge:
  Attempted Child Molestation

[Click on the image below to enlarge]

Here’s a head-shot of Mr. Adams, taken while he was living at Nickelsville:

As I understand it, Mr. Adams moved into Nickelsville shortly after the squatter’s camp turned up at Highland Park in early 2011. He lived there for at least a year. One of my sources remembers him being there until about a year before Nickelsville left Highland Park in September 2013. If it’s true that Mr. Adams was in charge of Nickelsville “Security” at some point that means he would have been in charge of screening others for entry into the camp.

Whether he was responsible for screening entrants or not, Mr. Adams did stay at Nickelsville long enough to have come in contact with several of the children who moved in and out of the camp, and please remember that these children were there with the full knowledge of Nickelsville bosses Scott Morrow and Peggy Hotes. After leaving the camp, Mr. Adams did not go far. He was living for several months in downtown White Center, in a building that a friend of mine jokingly refers to as “The Meth Arms” — presumably because there are so many former (and current) methamphetamine users there.

According to my source, Mr. Adams was arrested in Utah and extradited to Seattle for further processing. I will continue updating you as I get information, but in the meantime, please see my caveats below . . .


 

Caveat 1: Mr. Adams has not been convicted of anything. He has merely been charged.

Caveat 2: As far as I know, the charges against Mr. Adams do not date to the time he was at Nickelsville.

Caveat 3: Even if Mr. Adams is convicted, it won’t mean that he’s Satan or that he should be hounded from place to place by mobs with pitchforks. It won’t even necessarily mean that he shouldn’t have been staying at Nickelsville.

It will mean, however, that there should never have been children there at Nickelsville in the first place, which is what I have been TRYING to get across to various politicians, government officials, and church ladies for the longest time!

See this:

Nickelsville: The Ghettoization of the Soul


 

April 4, 2014

I visited Marcus Adams at the King County Jail on Saturday, March 29 to ask him some questions about his time at Nickelsville. During this visit I did not talk with Mr. Adams about the child molestation charges against him (see above).

Here’s what I learned in the course of the discussion:

► Mr. Adams arrived at the Nickelsville homeless encampment about three months after they moved into their location at Highland Park. (This would have been sometime in May of 2011.) Prior to living at Nickelsville, Adams had lived at other SHARE-run homeless encampments for a total of about two years.

► Adams stayed at Nickelsville for approximately 10 months before moving into an apartment in downtown White Center. While he was there several families with children stayed there.

► Adams was head of security at Nickelsville Highland Park for about six months. As was customary, he shared these duties with another person.

Security chiefs at Nickelsville make the final decision on whether someone is allowed into camp. They are also responsible for training other residents on how to do resident intakes. Intakes is done by whoever happens to be “on security” (i.e., manning the security booth) when a prospective new resident shows up.

Security shifts last two hours and the work is divided up – theoretically at least – among all campers. At least two campers are supposed to be on security duty 24/7.

Intake is a three-part process that includes: (1) checking the name of the new resident against a list of registered sex offenders, (2) doing a phone-in warrant check with the police, and (3) going over the camp rules with the campers. The camp check-in process takes about 20 minutes. If the new camper is a sex offender or has an outstanding warrant, he will be turned away. If the camper does not agree to abide by the rules, he will be turned away.

* * * * *

When I asked Mr. Adams about the overall security situation during the six months he was chief, he said it was very tight. I asked him whether people used phony IDs or had no ID and he said that was very rare. He also said the sex-offender and warrant-check processes were streamlined and effective. He told me that in the time he was there, he’d had to turn a maximum of about 10 people, either because they showed up on the sex offender registry or they had an outstanding warrant. He’d also had to call the cops a few times, he said, to have an obnoxious drunk booted out of camp.

The warrant check process depends on having a working phone at the security desk, and I asked Mr. Adams about a story I’d heard that the front-desk phone at Nickelsville was often out of commission. He allowed that that was true and said that the phone service was frequently cut off because Mr. Morrow had not paid the phone bill.

“What did you do when the phone wasn’t working?” I asked him. “How did you do the warrant checks?”

“We borrowed somebody’s phone. Or I used my own.”

* * * * *

I asked Mr. Adams if he had any criticism of the security situation at Nickelsville, and he told me that after he left, things went downhill. He visited the camp from time to time after moving out and noticed that people were openly doing drugs in camp – he could see them doing drugs in or near their tents – and that security was often lax or even non-existent.

“Why did that happen?” I asked. “Because people are just lazy,” he said. “And after I left, nobody cared anymore.”

Wasn’t the laxness on security also a problem when you were there? I asked him. He admitted that it was, though to a lesser degree. Adams told me that one of his biggest challenges as a security chief was getting people who were manning the security desk to take the job seriously and do it right. When he was there, he rode them, making sure that they did the intakes right. But after he left as security chief, his replacements did not take their role as as seriously as he had.

Didn’t Scott Morrow (boss of SHARE and Nickelsville) care about this? I asked. No, Adams said. Scott was much more concerned with how the port-a-potties and Dumpsters were going to get paid for.

* * * * *

Nickelsville a Democracy?

I talked at length with Mr. Adams about Mr. Morrow’s longstanding claim that Nickelsville is a democratically run camp. Adams told me that Nickelsville was not a democracy and that Morrow was known to regularly countermand directives of the security chiefs and to overrule decisions of the camp “arbitrators” who decided on punishments for campers who had broken some rule or other. This caused resentment among camp residents, Adams told me, because Mr. Morrow didn’t even live in the camp.

Interestingly enough, one of the running disagreements between Mr. Adams and Mr. Morrow, according to Adams, was over the question of whether campers would be allowed to sleep off a drunk in their tents. Adams said he took the position that campers who got drunk or high off property should be allowed to come back at night, as long as they didn’t make trouble. Morrow, on the other hand, believed that returning campers who showed up drunk or stoned should be turned away.

Another bone of contention was Morrow’s decision to reject out of hand the Sunny Jim site proposal. (The Sunny Jim site is the location of the disused Sunny Jim peanut butter plant.) Mayor McGinn had proposed the site as a permanent location for Nickelsville, and Adams told me that a strong majority of Nickelodeons were for the Sunny Jim proposal. But Morrow overruled them without even allowing the question to go to a vote of campers.

Note: The Sunny Jim site was later rejected by the City Council, too, though  ostensibly for other reasons. In early 2013, when I asked Mr. Morrow why he had rejected the Sunny Jim site and other proposals from the Council and/or the Mayor, he told me that they were too restrictive.


I will keep you posted on the outcome of the “attempted child molestation” charge against Mr. Adams. Regarding Mr. Adams perspective on the security situation at Nickelsville, I have not been able to independently determine whether security was more or less lax at Nickelsville Highland Park after Mr. Adams left the camp. I do know that during the time he said he was security chief there, at least one registered sex offender slipped through the net briefly. You can read more about that story here.

On the question of whether Nickelsville is democratically run by the residents, I have heard reports from a number of ex-Nickelodeons that support Mr. Adams version. The narrative that emerges from those stories is one in which the camps are run by campers only so long as campers’ decisions don’t contradict the wishes of Mr. Morrow. According to the narrative, Morrow insists on having the last word on all major decisions. If that narrative is true (which I believe it is) it poses a dilemma both for Morrow and for the camps in general. Morrow is clearly a busy man. In addition to overseeing at least two non-profit organizations (SHARE and Nickelsville) Morrow has placed himself in charge of the daily operations of two tent cities, two homeless camps, and a number of shelter sites within Seattle city limits. One of the homeless camps (the Nickelsville at 20th and Jackson) has young children and infants living there, amid recovering (and active) drug addicts, felons, and the mentally ill.

Is it really possible for one person with so many duties to assure the safety of all these people?

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Finding Neverland

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Kshama Sawant: Super Genius

Here’s a genuine quote from Ms. Sawant. I know it’s authentic because I got it from the Facebook page of one of her fans.

Besides that, it just sounds like her:

“You know that your poverty is not a result of you not being able to balance your checkbook. Your poverty is a result of not enough money. That’s all.”

~ Kshama Sawant at Seattle Central Community College panel on $15 Now.

Oh, yes. That’s brilliant Ms. Sawant. Poverty is a result of not having money. Just like wealth is a result of having lots of money. It’s good to see you putting your economics degree to use there . . .

Of course, what Ms. Sawant meant to say is that college students are poor because income is not being distributed fairly. And as a matter of fact, she’s right: Income is not distributed fairly. In this society or any other. Moreover, it is logical to assume that unfair income distribution plays a role in the relative impoverishment of college students. The average football star or software geek, for example, tends to make out much better than the average nursing student.

But ya know what? There’s a reason why people go to college, and for most people that reason is that they want to raise their income level relative to that of football stars and software geeks. And if they’re wise and diligent, the plan will pay off and they’ll get a better job. And if they’re not wise and diligent, then they’re pretty much stuck where they’re at. That’s what’s know as “motivation.”

But here’s another thing about college students. Many of them are young and foolish. And of all the many things they are foolish about they are particularly foolish about money. As in, they have a tendency to WASTE it.

$5 espresso drink? – D’natch!
$200 phone bill? – Ya gots ta!
$1200 a month for a shit-flop on Cap Hill? – Beats living with the folks.

This is just a tiny speck of the shit college kids in Seattle blow their money on, even as they’re racking up $10-20-30 grand in student-loan debt that they have no plan for paying off. Ever.

And now, along comes Ms. Sawant to reassure these kids that if they’re broke, it’s not their fault. No! It’s because life is unfair. But fear not! She’s about to fix that, by making sure the local burger joint pays $15 an hour instead of $10.

Right!

In a rational world Ms. Sawant’s statements would be considered demagogy.

In a rational world.

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New Minimum Wage for Seattle: Where’s the Data?

Let me start this post by saying that I have no official opinion on Seattle City Council Member (and self-proclaimed socialist) Kshama Sawant’s proposed $15/hr minimum wage for Seattle workers.

Of course, I’d like to have an opinion on it, eventually. A personal one. And when I do, I’d like it to be an informed opinion. It goes without saying that the City Council’s opinion should be an informed one, too. But before anybody could have an informed opinion on a topic like this, they’d need to have access to some data, and maybe do a little poking around in the small business community, wouldn’t you think? Continue reading

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Good luck, Rachel

Update: March 14
Update: March 10

Go to March 14 Update [Click]
Go to March 10 Update [Click]

OK, so I’ve been contacted by a nice lady named Rachel Goodluck from the West African nation of Burkina Faso. She doesn’t even know me, but she must’ve heard that I’m hurting for cash, so here’s what she says:

My name is Mrs. Rachel Goodluck. I am banker by profession with the Boa bank of Burkina Faso and I am the chief account officer to the late Mr. Lam Kok, who died in a helicopter crash in France while inspecting one of his new acquisitions.

Please follow the link to read more about his story: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-25476662.

I have the opportunity of making you the beneficiary of his funds deposited with our bank. I have all the details and required information to make you the beneficiary to the funds. Get back to me via email for more details about the deal only if you are interested to actualize this deal with me.

Regards

Mrs. Rachel Goodluck


Naturally, I wanted in, so I sent her a brief e-mail asking for more info. Here’s her grammar-corrected reply:

Dear Friend, Continue reading

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Welcome to Amerigroup . . . Are you schizophrenic?

Dedicated to Scott St. Clair and Dr. Ron Sterling

OK . . . so I got signed up with Obamacare on schedule, right? As of now, I haven’t been to see a doctor once, so I haven’t gotten anything good from the program yet.

What I HAVE gotten, though, is this:

4  Amerigroup~RealSolutions membership cards
1  Letter from DSHS offering me food stamps (declined)
1  Letter from DSHS denying me health care benefits*

 *for failing to show up for my food stamps appointment

and . . .

Approx. 30 robo-calls (sometimes two in one day) from Amerigroup Final Solutions telling me I need to call them back urgently so they can share some “important” information with me.

I never call the Amerigroup number back. Why? Because I tried that once and guess what happened? Instead of giving me the so-called urgent information, their machine just grilled me for information about my health. Personal information of the kindthat you would only want to discuss with a live human being, preferably a medical professional:

    • Do you have cancer?
    • Have you had a stroke?
    • Are you living with HIV?

Don’t get me wrong. I like the concept of Obamacare.

The CONCEPT of Obamacare.

I’m po’, and I need that shit. But what I do NOT need is for some computer to be calling and asking me about my business. That is exactly the kind of thing Republicans said they were worried about, is it not?

    • Loss of privacy
    • Loss of dignity
    • Loss of freedom

Here. Listen to a recording of my one call with Amerigroup:

David Preston calls Amerigroup~Real Solutions (2.12.14)

(Some bits of personal info have been edited out of the recording.)

As you’re listening to this, please, note the following:

¶ It’s so easy to game the survey it’s laughable

It has limited voice recognition capabilities, so all I had to do to fool it into thinking I was my wife Phea was to say “Yes” to their question: “Is this Phea?” and then give her birthdate. From there I could have proceeded to give all kinds of misleading or just plain wrong information about her health status.

Do you have HIV? –Sure do.
Depression? –Afraid so.
Diagnosed with schizophrenia? –Well, yes and no . . .

¶ They say you can talk to an “agent” at the end

Yeah. You can talk to an agent at the end of the survey, all right. But the agent is clearly no help at all. Worse than nothing, in fact.

What’s the survey for? I asked.
Don’t know, says Agent Tracy.
Have you ever taken that survey yourself? I say
None of your business, she replies.

Hm. Oh, I get it. So your machine can ask me if I have AIDS I can’t ask your representative if she’s ever taken the same survey . . . because that’s a PERSONAL question!

When I asked Agent Tracy why they couldn’t just have someone call me personally and ask for that information, she explained that they’re simply too busy to do that. “We have thousands of insureds,” she said. “We can’t take the time to contact each of them individually.”

To top it off, Tracy is not even in Washington state. She’s at a call center in God-Knows-Wheresville. (Could be a federal detention center for all I know.)

She said that she’d have a manager call me back the next business day, but [surprise] nobody’s ever called me back. And I’m sure nobody ever will.

And in the meantime, Amerigroup’s machine keeps ringing me every goddam day, asking me to call them back. (It’s URGENT!!)

Now remember . . . Amerigroup is not a health care provider. They couldn’t help me put a Band-Aid on my finger, and this Tracy lady probably wouldn’t know a hypodermic if it stuck her in the ass.

Nope. Amerigroup is just an insurance company, one I was given no choice over but had to accept by virtue of the federal mandate that I sing up for medical insurance.

* * * * *

Like I said, I’m not going to call this outfit back or answer any more questions about my health until I get to talk to a live human being. I’m expecting a letter from Amerigroup any day now telling me that my Obamacare’s been cancelled because I’m not being responsive. After that I’m expecting a visit from some IRS goons who will inform me that me they’re garnishing my wages (what wages?) or sending me to prison for non-compliance with Obamacare.

With a little luck, though, the IRS Obamacare punishment section will be run on the same business model as Amerigroup, and instead of paying me a personal visit they’ll just have a robo-dialer call me and tell me to report to a federal detention center at my earliest convenience.

As we go to press I hear the phone ringing . . .

Hold on a sec, blogoszoids. I’ll be back with you shortly . . .

[ . . .]

This is inmate #4859609 blogging to you from the Federal Corrections Facility in scenic Sheridan, Oregon.

God bless you, and may God bless the United States of America . . .

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Health Insurance: Why is this so damn hard? (Part 2)

March 6, 2014

Here’s the latest on my Obamacare travail . . .

Back Story

If you recall, in early February 2014, I received a nasty-gram from the Washington State Department of Social and Health Services (DSHS). I had just gotten set up with my government-mandated Obamacare a month before that, but the nasty-gram appeared to be telling me that I would not be getting any health care coverage, or food stamps, or anything else from the government, through April of 2014, because – get this – I had failed to show for some appointment. An appointment that I didn’t even know about.

Read my blog post on that here: Continue reading

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Rats! ~ How the Health Department threw their work (and your money) down a hole.

The documents below tell the story of how one government agency in Washington State, the Seattle King County Department of Public Health, failed to do its job and serve the public interest.

Of course, government failures happen all the time. Unless they’re especially spectacular or costly, they’re not news. What sets this particular failure apart is the fact that the agency in question – the Health Department – had everything it needed to succeed. It had the time, the money, the expertise, the good will. And most of all, it had the experience. And yet it failed anyway.

What went wrong? Continue reading

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So long, Afghanistan

This is some of the most honest material I’ve yet seen on how quickly and surely we’re losing the war against the Taliban.

The bad news: It’s a total loss.
The good news: It’ll all be over soon.

What went wrong? –Almost everything.
What went right? –Almost nothing.

In the West, we talk of “failed states,” but Afghanistan was never a state to begin with. That was just a figment of some diplomat’s imagination, a dog-and-pony show staged for the benefit of Congress, Joe Sixpack, and the Masters of War.

Check out the coverage of the U.S. Ambassador’s visit, starting at 41:30. They fly the guy in to a protected base, walk him 150 meters into a tent for a quick speech about how safe the provinces are, and then hustle him back out.

So you see, ladies and gentlemen, that proves it. That proves we’re winning.

Or at least we’re not losing. Continue reading

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Health insurance: Why is this so damn hard?

Don’t answer that. I already know why it’s hard. In a word: Bureaucracy. Mindless, wasteful bureaucracy.

See the insurance card below? It’s the third one the government-mandated insurance provider has sent me in the forty days since I signed up for Obamacare. All together, I’ve received half a dozen mailings from various organizations connected with my new health insurance, each one chock-full of small-print gobbledygook that looks like it was farted out of some robo-lawyer’s ass. And in all that time I haven’t even been in to see a doctor. Or a nurse. Not even a fuckin’ receptionist!

But actually, I couldn’t care less about that. Let me tell you what else I got in the mail though, just last Friday.

Ah . . . nope. I think I better back up a little first. Give you some history.

Obamacare: Tuning In and Turning On Continue reading

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Stupor Bowl

Why do football players make a hundred times more money than Nobel laureates? Why do American high schools students know more about sports teams than they know about the Vietnam War?

Look, football is a game. By any measure of social benefit, it’s less important than the effort to cure cancer, fix our schools, or heal our planet. So . . . why all the fuss?

I’m glad that some people get enjoyment out of this game, but as for me I cannot support its glorification, because to do so would send a message to others that I think this country has its priorities straight, when in fact the opposite is true. Our national priorities are backwards, and football is the epitome of that backwardness.

I live in Seattle, and I can assure you that the “Seattle” Seahawks don’t have any organic connection to this city or its people. The players aren’t from here, they don’t spend much time here, and many of them don’t even live here. Regardless of whether the team wins or loses, it will have little impact on the lives of anyone outside the team and a few obscenely wealthy TV executives.

I would no more cheer for such an organization than I would cheer for Microsoft or General Motors.

In the end, the Super Bowl is just a lot of money and energy down the drain . . . resources that could have been used to do better things.

~ David Preston  2/2/14


 

Top Ten Seahawks by Salary

Player
2013/2014
Zach Miller
$11,000,000
Sidney Rice
9,700,000
Russell Okung
9,540,000
Marshawn Lynch
8,500,000
Chris Clemons
8,166,667
Red Bryant
7,600,000
Max Unger
6,000,000
Brandon Mebane
5,200,000
Percy Harvin
4,900,000
Michael Bennett
4,800,000

Sourcehttp://www.sportscity.com/nfl/salaries/seattle-seahawks-salaries/



Top Ten NFL Quarterbacks by Salary

1. Peyton Manning, Broncos – $18,000,000
2. Michael Vick, Eagles – $12,500,000
3. Matt Ryan, Falcons – 11,500,000
4. Philip Rivers, Chargers – $10,200,000
5. Aaron Rodgers, Packers – 8,000,000
6. Jay Cutler, Broncos – 7,700,000
7. Joe Flacco, Ravens – 6,760,000
8. Josh Freeman, Buccaneers – 6,585,000
9. Sam Bradford, Rams – 6,000,000
10. Matt Hasselbeck, Titans – 5,500,000

Source: http://www.sportscity.com/nfl-salaries-top-10-salaries-for-quarterbacks/2012/07/01/


Washington State College/University Employees by Salary

Agency Title Name Job Title 2010 Gross Earnings
UW SARKISIAN, STEPHEN A COACH-FOOTBALL $1,982,918
UW ROMAR, LORENZO COACH-BASKETBALL $1,147,050
WSU BONE, KEN HEAD BASKETBALL COACH $746,416
UW HOLT V, NICHOLAS ASSISTANT COACH-FOOTBALL $652,229
WSU FLOYD, ELSON PRESIDENT $625,000
WSU WULFF, PAUL L HEAD FOOTBALL COACH $551,670
UW WOODWARD, DAVID SCOTT ASSOCIATE VICE PRESIDENT $550,008
UW SEKHAR, LALIGAM N PROFESSOR WITHOUT TENURE $547,980
UW REYES, JORGE DIONISIO PROFESSOR WITHOUT TENURE $521,304

Source: http://blog.thenewstribune.com/politics/2011/08/10/sarkasian-is-washingtons-top-paid-state-employee/

 


 Top 10 Surgeon Salaries (national average)

1.    Orthopedic surgery — spine: $714,088
2.    Neurological surgery: $701,927
3.    Cardiovascular surgery — pediatric: $681,408
4.    Neurological surgery — pediatric: $656,282
5.    Cardiology — electrophysiology: $601,111
6.    Orthopedic surgery — hip and joint: $589,267
7.    Cardiology — invasive-interventional: $586,765
8.    Dermatology — Mohs surgery: $586,083
9.    Cardiovascular surgery: $567,171
10.  Orthopedic surgery — trauma: $562,688

Source: http://www.beckershospitalreview.com/compensation-issues/25-highest-paid-physician-specialties-by-hospital-ownership.html

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Nickelsville Glassyard Site Clean-up Costs: $37,500 and Counting

Below is an itemized list of the City of Seattle’s estimated clean up costs at Nickelsville Highland Park (aka the “Glassyard Site”).

If you recall, Nickelsville was evicted by the Seattle City Council after being on that spot illegally for two and a half long, trashy years. The formal eviction date was September 1, 2013, but Nickelsville residents weren’t completely gone from there until about a week later, at which time the city had to come in, supervise garbage removal, and pay a private security company to keep people off the site.

Costs for that phase of the operation:

Garbage pick-up
at Glassyards
$16,199.07
Pest Control $8,924.26
Security $4,063.75
Subtotal $29,187.08

See the breakdown here. Continue reading

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The Schizophrenic Times: SHARE in the News

Three recent articles on SHARE’s Tent City 4 from the Seattle Times:

Wednesday, Jan. 15, 2014 ~ Sammamish OKs moratorium on homeless camps

This article is supposed to be about the City of Sammamish’s decision to impose a moratorium on tent cities, but it clearly reads like a puff piece. Discussion of the moratorium itself is limited to a single paragraph at the end, which contains no direct quotes from council members, but which summarizes the Sammamish City Council’s majority position as being that the city needs a breather so they can develop a permanent process for welcoming (!) homeless encampments. Continue reading

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Homeless, Inc. ~ Catholic Community Services

This page contains a discussion of a specific low-income housing provider business in Seattle. For the main page and introduction to this topic, see here: Homeless, Inc.


Catholic Community Services
of Western Washington

Total Seattle HSD Budget for 2013:
$1,513,453

CEO:
Michael Reichert

CEO’s total compensation:
$192,000 (2011)

Ties to Scott Morrow / SHARE?
Yes

Below is an itemized and downloadable list of housing-related contracts between the City of Seattle’s Human Services Department (HSD) and Catholic Community Services of Western Washington (also known as Catholic Housing Services of Western Washington). These contracts were force services to be provided in 2013.

I gathered this material using a Public Disclosure Request.

1. Lazarus Day Center

Services Provided (page 10):
    Meals and daytime shelter for 1,915 older men

Total HSD Budget (page 2):  $118,618

2. Sacred Heart Shelter* Continue reading

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TBQ Unveils Dramatic New Theme Music

This music will play whenever The Blog Quixotic breaks another especially compelling news story. Which is pretty much all the time.

Listen to a sample of the new TBQ theme music here: DRAMATIC  TBQ

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New Feature: Homeless, Inc.

If you’ve been following TBQ, you’ve heard me talking about Homeless, Inc.

Homeless, Inc. is the name I have given to Seattle’s mammoth low-income housing industry. It numbers among its members some of the most familiar names in the charity business, as well as some of the most obscure. Big or small, what all these organizations have in common is that get money from the government to provide shelter and shelter-related services to Seattle’s poor. Many of them have an unusually cozy relationship with government and with each other (for comparison, think military-industrial complex) and a few of them, notwithstanding the misleading term “non-profit,” manage to rake in a tidy surplus with which to reward their top execs. All courtesy of you, the taxpayer.

Continue reading

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The Village Quixotic (or: How to avoid headaches by thinking with your tear ducts)

Some astute TBQ readers have been linking me stuff about Olympia’s new Nickelsville knock-off, a joint called “Quixote Village.” Here’s an extract from the 12/31/13 edition of the Olympian newspaper:

The residents of Camp Quixote are no longer vagabonds. They no longer need to move their temporary shelters from church to church every six months in the greater Olympia area.

Read more here.

 

Earlier reportage (and I use the term loosely) from Christmas Day:

On Christmas Eve, Linda Austin admired her new home as she set down a box of belongings. A couple of years ago, she faced dark and difficult times. That’s when Camp Quixote, a self-governing tent community for the homeless, took Austin under its wing.

The tent camp’s nomadic existence ended Tuesday as residents moved into 30 new cottages at Quixote Village. The project at 3350 Mottman Road SW was years in the making.

Read more here.

 

Other articles in the series:

Quixote Village a step away from opening (9/28/13)*
Quixote Village soon to take shape (6/9/13)

* * * * *

Quixote Village (no relation to this blog) is a pet project of the the Olympian, a handful of state and local legislators, and a non-profit group called Panza. I imagine that there are strong connections between this project and Seattle’s SHARE/Nickelsville, but I don’t have any proof of that. Yet. (I plan on asking around.)

Now, mind you, I’m not necessarily against this type of subsidized micro-housing project. In fact, some aspects of it seem very level headed. I like the idea of having people living indoors instead of in tents, for example. And I’m glad that this outfit is not directly under the auspices of SHARE, Scott Morrow, Peggy Hotes, et al., even if it was inspired by that bunch. Continue reading

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Nickelsville – Skyway Landlord in the News (and not in a good way)

Update: 12/21/13
Go to Update

Check out this article from the online version of the Everett Herald:

http://www.heraldnet.com/article/20131215/NEWS01/712159841

It discusses two fires that occurred in properties owned by Peter Sikov within a short period of time.

Background: If you’ll recall, Peter Sikov is the same guy who owns the property that Nickelsville moved onto illegally (but with Sikov’s permission) and holed up at for three months this fall. In addition to the Skway property, Sikov has several other properties in the area. Collectively, these properties are worth millions of dollars. Continue reading

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The Ghettoization of the Soul

Here’s another Nickelsville hype piece from our friends at Real Change News. The story is designed to make you believe that Nickelsville is the last place of refuge for families with children:

Nickelsville Elementary Continue reading

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Nickelsville: Finding a solution

I offer this recent guest editorial from the Seattle Times for your edification. The author, one Derek Low, is a student* in the MSW (Master of Social Work) and MPH (Master of Public Health) programs at the University of Washington:

Find a permanent site to replace Nickelsville Continue reading

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Monica Spain Is Missing!!

Update: 11/26/13
[Go to update.]

Who’s Monica Spain? you ask. Continue reading

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Nickelsville ~ End of an Illusion

Yo!  This be the latest entry in an ongoing Web journal about a squatters camp in Seattle, Washington. For the complete journal, see the “Nickelsville” item in the menu above.

Previous Entry: October 30 ~ How I know there’s no investigation into SHARE

November 9, 2013

WHY there is no investigation into SHARE.

Just a little recap for you . . .

In my most recent series of front-page posts, I’ve been discussing the fact that there is no meaningful investigation into the Seattle non-profit shelter provider known as SHARE. SHARE is suspected of wrongdoing on several accounts, including: discrimination, embezzlement, and fraud. Continue reading

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The hobos, the bums, the less fortunate . . . whatever you want to call them

Here’s an interesting new piece from KOMO TV News. Sent in by an alert TBQ reader.

Throw the bums a hoodie . . .

A local cynic of a bar owner is using homeless people to advertise for him.

What’s in it for the bar owner and for “homeless advocates”? Lots of free publicity on KOMO TV.

What’s in it for the homeless people? A free hoodie. Maybe.

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Government Workers = Human Trash?

Source: Oregonlive.com

Are government officials really “human trash”?
The answer, of course, is a resounding no.

Even though you will find me criticizing government officials in the harshest terms on these pages, I understand that government employees, as a group, are people just like the rest of us.

Most are good people.
Some are not-so-good people.
Some are merely weak people, who are vulnerable to the influence of others.

That influence can come from many sources.

It could come from the boss.
It could come from some politician.
It could even come from a private individual, like, say, Scott Morrow.

Or it could even come from someone like you. Or me.

* * * * *

The case of the reactor seawall described above is a bit ironic, because it’s usually these same government regulators – the so-called bureaucrats, the human trash – who get the rap for being too strict with their safety requirements. Just think of OSHA.

From the regulators’ perspective, they’re damned if they do and damned if they don’t.

So what’s a conscientious citizen to do?

Why, the right thing, of course.

Just do the right thing.

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Bitcoin: Fraud? Scam? Or Hoax? *

Part I
The Emperor’s New Nuts

Recent news stories about the fictional collapse of the fictional bitcoin currency have me wondering who’s the bigger dupe: the trustifarian nerds who buy bitcoins or the journalists who write about them.

Take this recent story from the Associated Press, via the Seattle Times:

Emperor’s Old Clothes Getting New Look for Spring

The is absolutely typical of the bitcoin media hype. Reporters will talk about someone “seizing” a stash of bitcoins [read: the FBI took someone's hard drive]. Or they’ll quote some financial “expert” who doesn’t know jack-shit about computers and the Internet but is happy to wing it in order to get his name in the papers.

It’s obvious that the Establishment has been hoaxed on bitcoin. But here’s the beauty of it . . . In order to convince themselves that they’re not actually a bunch of suckers, the hoax-ees all have to keep the hoax going and get more people buying into it. That means they have to keep yammering on about it in such a way that leads you to believe that they are taking bitcoin seriously – even if they’re trashing it at the moment – and that therefore, so should you.

Here’s a quote from the Times print edition in which some banker is talking about the latest bitcoin “crash” :

“This is extremely destructive,” said Mark Williams, a risk-management expert and former Federal Reserve Bank examiner. “What we’re seeing is a lot of the flaws. [Bitcoin] is not only fragile, it’s fragile as eggshells.”

Oh yeah? Eggshells, huh? Try fairy dust! That would’ve been a better metaphor, because compared to what bitcoin is made of, eggshells are like reinforced concrete.

* * * * *

Want more evidence of media shilling for bitcoin? Do an Internet search on the terms “bitcoin” + “wild ride.” [Or click Here.] There’s nearly a million hits on that combo, several of them in the Seattle Times coverage alone. And those hits are spanning several months’ worth of coverage; it’s not like they’re all for one story.

So what does that prove? Just that no one’s doing any original research or writing on bitcoin. Instead, one source (probably someone who is in league with the bitcoin hoaxters) planted a  story trying to bump the price up. The rest of the media (including the AP) then picked up the term “wild ride” and parroted it endlessly:

Bitcoin – wild ride – Bitcoin – wild ride
Squawwwwwwk!

Eventually even the shilliest of media shills has to fess up and admit that bitcoin is nothing but smoke and mirrors. They usually do this between the lines, though, maybe in one of those “What the hell is bitcoin anyway?” side panels they have to stick in there for the yokels. In the piece I linked above, the AP admits that the value of bitcoin isn’t pegged to anything. In fact it seems that nobody even knows who started it:

Q: Who’s behind the currency?

A: It’s a mystery. Bitcoin was launched in 2009 by a person or group of people operating under the name Satoshi Nakamoto and then adopted by a small clutch of enthusiasts. Nakamoto dropped off the map as bitcoin began to attract widespread attention, but proponents say that doesn’t matter; the currency obeys its own, internal logic.

–Got that folks? Bitcoin is a mystery! [Insert spooky sounds here.]


Let’s give bitcoin a little grounding in reality, shall we? Because that’s something the media isn’t very good at . . . reality. They tend to speak of bitcoin as if it were its own thing out there in cyberspace. But is that really true? Could bitcoin stand alone as a currency, without another, non-fictive currency (like, say, the dollar) to sustain it?

Here’s a scenario that involves bitcoin and at least one non-credulous person . . . Say you’re trying to sell your old Chevy Impala through Craigslist, and within minutes of your ad appearing online, a nerdy teenager shows up at your doorstep saying he wants to buy the car immediately without even kicking the tires. You quickly agree on a price, but when it’s time to pay, the kids pulls a walnut out his pocket and hands it to you. You stifle a giggle at first, but suddenly you’re worried. What else might junior have in that pocket . . .

“Um, look, I’m sorry kid, but I only take cash,” you say, backing slowly into the safety of your house.

“Oh no, mister. This is Nut-Coin,” the kid says. “It’s better than cash. Nut-Coin is accepted everywhere on the Internet, and there’s no middleman. Plus,” he adds, beaming, “it’s totally untraceable.”

The kid looks dead serious, so you decide to humor him, just to see if he’s part of some new Mormon ploy to get into people’s houses.

“Where did you get that er . . . Nut-Coin, kid?”

“Off the Inter-nut, naturally. (Duh!)”

“I see. And how much is that thing worth, exactly?”

“It depends,” he replies. “Yesterday Nut-Coin was worth five cents, but today it’s worth a million dollars. Who knows how much it’ll be worth tomorrow? Right now, as of this second, I’m sure it’s worth several times more than your car.”

(You see your chance.)

“But I’m only selling this jalopy for six large. I can’t make change for your million-dollar Nut-Coin.”

“Oh, that’s all right Mister,” he says. “You can keep the change. I’ve got plenty more Nut-Coins in my account.”

“Uh-huh. Well, look. I think I’ve decided to keep the car after all. But tell me something, sonny. Who’s guaranteeing this Nut-Coin of yours?”

“Huh? Guaranteeing?”

“I mean . . . who do I see if want to change a Nut-Coin into dollars. Or into yen. Or into pickled herring? You can do that with a currency that’s based on something real; you can exchange it for another currency or for a more-or-less static amount of goods or services.”

“I’m still not following, mister.”

“OK, look. The value of the dollar is based on the ability of U.S. government to tax its citizens and businesses, which is in turn based on the ability of those citizens to produce something that they and other people want. So . . . what is the value of this Nut-Coin thingie based on? Hm?”

“Gosh!” he says. “I never thought about it like that. I guess I don’t rightly know who’s behind Nut-Coin. Some squirrels probably. Squirrels are amazing critters aren’t they? They sure know their nuts.”

“They sure do, kid. They sure do. I’m feeling rather squirrely myself right now as a matter of fact. But yeah, look . . . I’m sorry, but like I said, I’ve decided not to sell the car after all. Did you want to talk to me about something else? The Book of Mormon maybe?”

“The Book of Who?”

“Never mind, kid. Never mind.”


To be continued.

* Take your pick.

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WS Commuters Flee in Terror as Aqueous Globs Rain Down on City

West Seattle commuters were in shock today as their cars were pelted with trillions of tiny, aqueous globs released from altitudes of several thousand feet above the city.

The globs – assisted by wind and gravity – hurtled downward at tens of miles per hour. Most drivers reacted as if they had never encountered such a phenomenon. Some cursed and some prayed. Still others gritted their teeth and motored on, determined to act as if nothing was happening.

Continue reading

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Classic Seattle

Follow the laws that are convenient, ignore the ones that aren’t.

Hate on big corporations for fucking over the planet, while fucking over your own little corner and feeling great about yourself.

Yup! That’s my city!

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The Dow of Poo (2)

A friend e-mailed me this morning with the breathless news:

King County Executive Dow Constantine
in Tepid (er . . . I mean Torrid) Sex Scandal!

Knowing how I feel about the KC Executive’s history with Scott Morrow and SHARE, she thought I might want to play this story up. Make political hay, so to speak.

“Oh no! Huh-uhhhhh!” I said. “You might expect that kind of smut-raking from the Shmeattle Times. You might see it in The Shmanger. But you will never see it on the pages of The Blog Quixotic. Here at TBQ we have  better things to do than lampoon politicians just because they happen to be in the pocket of Mr. Morrow and his millionaire cronies.”

Dow’s still a White Knight of Liberalism as far as I’m concerned.

–So what if he let Morrow drop one of his Nickelsville camps on the hapless KC burg of Skyway in violation of several permitting laws?

–So what if he looked the other way while Nickelsville Skyway piled up mountains of trash and violated a number of health codes while it was there?

–So what if he sits by while King County Metro dishes out millions of dollars in taxpayer-funded bus tickets out to Morrow and his minions?

–So what if he never reads his friggin’ e-mail? (Even if it’s from his girlfriend.)

–So what? So what? So what?

It doesn’t mean he’s a bad person, does it?

Well . . . DOES it?

* * * * *

So anyway, what I’m trying to say here is that, other than this one time, TBQ readers are never going to hear another word from me about Mr. Constantine’s personal morals.

And this picture? Yeah. It’s probably the last one of him I ever run.





Umm . . . Except for maybe this . . .

See also: Dow of Poo (1)

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Village Green Nursery: A Slice of Heaven

You know, I’m very comfortable with my life as a curmudgeon, and that’s why it hurts me when, every now and then, I am forced to say something nice about someone. But when you’re talking about someone like Vera Johnson of Village Green Perennial Nursery, I’m left with no choice. A trip to Village Green always has a calming effect on my soul. And that’s saying something. I’ve tried to be all crabby and cynical afterward, but it’s no use.

Check out this album of photos I shot at Village Green last fall. You’ll see what I mean:

Brunch @ Village Green Nursery

At the time Vera was hosting a series of community meals, with food cooked by herself and a partner using local ingredients. The meals came with a free tour of the grounds, a short course in (!) beekeeping, and a little pot o’ honey from Vera’s own bees.

I thought these photos would make a nice “electronic brochure” for Village Green, and I was gonna pitch the idea of an artistic collaboration to Vera, but somehow I got behind on things, and now here we are, several months later, and I don’t even know if she’s still doing the meals. But I do know she’s still there at Village Green, and she’s still doing all kinds of cool and whimsical things for her friends and customers.

So please . . . get yourself  on Vera’s mailing list or drop in and see her some time if you’re in the neighborhood.

Village Green
One-stop shopping for all your personal serenity needs.™

 

(Oops! There I go again.)

Village Green on the Web: Here

Village Green on Facebook: Here

Tall Cedars Cottage: Here

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Snow: Don’t play that game!

Watch and learn, Seattle. Watch and learn.

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WS Meaningful Movie for 2/1: “Broken On All Sides”

“Change is possible through dialogue and unity. We must be ever vigilant to uncover the historical roots of the conflicts that divide us, ever vigilant to speak the truth to power. And it is to history that we must look to find our way forward, to find solutions to problems old and new.”   –DaShanne Stokes


 

West Seattle Meaningful Movies

is showing

Broken On All Sides

Saturday, February 1st
7:00 PM 

Neighborhood House

6400 Sylvan Way SW, Seattle 98126

 

No charge, but donations gratefully received . . .


Has mass incarceration become the “new Jim Crow”? Much of the discrimination that was legal in the Jim Crow era is still perfectly legal when applied to “criminals.” People of color are being targeted at significantly higher rates for stops, searches, arrests, prosecution, and harsher sentences. So, where does that leave criminal justice? In this film, people on many sides of the criminal justice system explore a topic often walled-off from public scrutiny.

http://brokenonallsides.com

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wn-unPxc_pY

westseattlemeaningfulmovies.org

https://www.facebook.com/westseattlemeaningfulmovies

 

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Kids! Pay Attention! [ This could REALLY happen. ]


Mom: Sally, are you ready for school? Today’s the big statistics and probability test.

Sally: Aw, Mom. I hate school. Why do I have to go?

Mom: Because you might step on a mine if you don’t, honey. They’re all over the surfing beaches around here.

Sally: But Mom . . . aren’t I just as likely to step on a mine after school? Or on the weekend?

Mom: No, honey. Remember? The Army only stops guarding the minefield-surfing beaches during school hours.

Sally: But Mom! They have warning signs up all around there.

Mom: Young lady, you know you can’t read. Now stop sassing me and get ready for school!

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“Near Miss” reported on West Seattle Bridge

Traffic was sluggish on the West Seattle Bridge last night, with speeds varying between 30 and 40 mph and some scofflaws driving up to 42 mph. The wind was at 3 nauts.

Our stay-at-home correspondent, Martin Muschquack, reports that at approximately 5:37 PM two cars came perilously close to experiencing a mid-span collision as the driver in the car behind – “who was probably yapping on her phone” – did not leave enough stopping distance between herself and a line of cars slowing down at the Delridge exit. Tragedy was narrowly averted when the driver “hit the brakes at the last second.”

“I was sitting there watching the Bridge Blog when it happened,” Muschquack says. “Traffic is so unpredictable at that spot. We can go for weeks without an accident and then, Wham! out of the blue . . . something like this just . . . almost . . .  Oh, I don’t even want to think about how bad it might have been.”

No reports of near misses have come over the police scanner, but that doesn’t mean anything. Lots of stuff happens here without even being reported to the police.


 

This is what very nearly happened last night:

Here’s what the scene looks like now:

Please leave your comments below. (Limit: 500 words.)


 

Hey Kids!
Would you like to join our crew of amateur reporters?
You could earn a merit badge!

Contact the West Seattle Bridge Blog here.
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Naked Co-eds Attack Stuns West Seattle Commuters!

Exclusive photo:

For up-to-the-minute West Seattle Bridge coverage go here:

West Seattle Bridge Blog

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The first tattoo I ever got was this one right here . . .

I loved dolphins back then. I don’t necessarily any more . . .

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Sports Fans: The Ultimate Sheeple

Gonna be making some enemies here . . . (Situation: Normal)

Is there anything more sheep-like than a sports nut? I’m not talking about your little league dad, here. I’m talking about the dude who spends thousands of dollars – and countless hours – following gangs of ‘roided up, hyper-violent egomaniacs, lingering in a twilight of delayed adolescence as they chase a leather ball and each other mindlessly round a field of grass.

Also known as a football game.

Adding to the surrealism is the fact that the members of Fan Man’s “home” team are in fact millionaires from out of town who have no organic connection to Fan Man. In fact, they are utterly unaware of his existence. But he cheers for them anyway, because whenever they win, he feels great. Whenever that happens, he feels like he’s not just part of something, he’s a winner.

That’s not just silly, it’s criminally stupid.

Let’s say that Fan Man lives in Seattle and that “his” team, the Seahawks, has just won the Sheeple Bowl, thereby netting themselves, their owners, and the television networks hundreds of millions of dollars in extra revenue. Continue reading

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