Ten Inventions I’m Working On

1) A Christian breakfast cereal that people of all faiths can enjoy.

2) Splobber® ~ the saliva-enhancing soft drink.

 

 

3) A pill that can actually reverse the learning process.

4) Computer software that suggests places to go for dinner and tells you what to talk about once you get there.

5) Biodegradable bombs. After they blow up, the pieces break down into wholesome compost.

6) “Adopt A Piece of Space Junk” program. To help NASA.

 

 

7) Patented feelings. Once you’ve patented a feeling, other people would have to pay you before they could have the same feeling.

8) Bananas that scream when you peel them. (Not sure why on this one.)

9) A mechanical raccoon. It could go places an ordinary raccoon couldn’t.

10) Cell phone terminator. Just point and click and Presto! Call’s over.


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Unfortunately, since I started this blog I don’t have time to pursue any of these ideas, so I’ve decided to share them with the public in hopes that someone else will be able to bring them to fruition.

I want nothing for myself. All I ask is that after my death my brain be put in a jar, that it be placed on display at the Smithsonian, and that people be charged the going rate to see it.

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